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Hannah's avatar

Truly hilarious!

Amanda Jaffe's avatar

The adverbial cat thanks you!

Julie Neches's avatar

I'm impressed that you have all of these resolutions! I still need to make one!

Amanda Jaffe's avatar

I think you just did!

Joey Held's avatar

I might need to recruit you to illustrate for an issue of Fun Fact Friyay someday. I'm also impressed that we have several similar resolutions. I'm trying my hand at standup right now, in fact (by standing up to take the dogs outside)!

Amanda Jaffe's avatar

See, Joey? Anyone can do stand-up!

Carole Roseland's avatar

I really needed a laugh today. Thanks!🤣

Amanda Jaffe's avatar

If you laughed, Carole, that makes me smile!

Francesca Bossert's avatar

How’s Jim and has he lost weight by giving up kugel ? Brilliant post, Amanda! ❤️❤️

Amanda Jaffe's avatar

Sadly, I've yet to meet a Jim at the gym. My husband has issues with that for some reason. I'm so glad you enjoyed this, Francesca!

Ofifoto1's avatar

Love the illustrations, the resolution banter, and the story! Oh, the adventures you and your husband have shared. Thank you for all of this joy. I’ll take it, anytime.

Amanda Jaffe's avatar

I was really unsure about trying the illustrations, Ofifoto. Thanks for your support! If you'll take the joy anytime, I'll do my best to oblige!

Ana Sen's avatar

Amanda, your post had me laughing so hard! It's incredibly relatable for readers, and the illustrations really elevated it further. You're multi-talented!

Amanda Jaffe's avatar

🤣 If I remember correctly, Ana, it's all your fault! 🤣

Nan Tepper's avatar

You're hilarious. This is perfect. 1, 2, 3, 4, 6, 8, 10. We're definitely related. And I LOVE your drawings (especially the smiley face divider). Oy, such talent. And I bet, if you try hard, you could draw a kugel. I'm sure of it, in fact. And sweetie, thanks for the shoutout for the slam! You were great, it was great. Post about March show coming out in a couple days. I'm thrilled you want to do it again. I couldn't stop once I got started. How wonderful to be storytellers.

Great gig.

Amanda Jaffe's avatar

But not 5, 7, and 9? Thanks, Nan, but I'm quite confident I could not draw a kugel. Noodle kugel, maybe. But not potato. Definitely not potato. I'm looking forward to April!

Nan Tepper's avatar

Okay. I'm back.

A noodle kugel counts. That's not chopped liver.

And as far as 5, 7, and 9 are concerned? My responses:

5. I'm doing a lot of high-impact activities. Ibid est: The SLAM!

7. I wear cotton. I don't dry clean anything. And, I don't sort colors. Oh, and I sit on my ass. It's awfully comfy. Plush, in fact.

9. I read Stephen King's On Writing.

He scared the shit out of me about using adverbs. He's good at scaring people.

So. I thoroughly, finally, willingly, and gratefully gave them up. I feel better about myself. I want Stephen King to like me and approve of my work. That's all I ask. Imploringly. xo

Amanda Jaffe's avatar

Well played, Nan Tepper. Well played, indeed. Enthusiastically, impressively so. See, i.e., #9.

Nan Tepper's avatar

Love you, Cousin Kiddo! xo

Amanda Jaffe's avatar

Back atcha, Cousin Nan!

Nan Tepper's avatar

Now I have to go back and see what 5, 7, and 9 are. BRB.

Good Humor by CK Steefel's avatar

Great twist on the resolution bucket list. Or, the f-kit list.

My emails are also taking up too much bandwidth.

Amanda Jaffe's avatar

Glad you enjoyed it, Carissa. I'm sorry it took me a day to respond. I was held underwater by a slew of emails. I really appreciate you taking the time to read and to comment!

Sondra Berlowe's avatar

Really liked this one, although you keep insulting your mother in everything you write. Your mother must be really mad at you for that.

With love from your Mother even though you love to insult her.

Amanda Jaffe's avatar

🤣🤣🤣 Love you, Mom!!!!

Ed's avatar

Amanda- I LOVE this piece so much, I'm not going

sully it by trying to say something clever. Brava!

Amanda Jaffe's avatar

You're very kind, Ed. Thank you!

Henny Hiemenz's avatar

Adverbial cat 🤣

Amanda Jaffe's avatar

I'm quite proud of that one, Henny.